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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Grammar Humor

*I still am using the mini-netbook instead of my bad boy desktop, so I apologize for not posting much, but keep in mind that serious work on the mini-netbook is painful.  So without further ado, here's a mini-lesson on grammar from Web English Teacher on FB:

‎1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
3. A question mark walks into a bar?
4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.
5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.  
6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

(With thanks to @David Harrell!)